One of the things I can never quite understand is why do girls almost always go to the loo together? Okay before you'll get any funny ideas no there is no ulterior meaning(?) (heard of ulterior motive not sure if meaning can quite be used, but I'm sure you'll have figured out what I want to say) to this comment. Guys think abt it, have you'll ever noticed a girl going to the loo alone?? Almost never. And I have often wondered why? What is more interesting is that there is a pattern to this. There are two different categories of girls here. The first one is what I call the direct one. She will directly announce, " I am going to the loo", then quickly glance at her friend and be like "Are you coming?"... I feel tempted to ask her, "Why, do you need her help?"...but wiseness prevails and I shut up. The second category is the more girlie category. This girl will look around for a bit, see what the situation is like, what is everyone doing, how many people are looking at her, most likely remove her little mirror and adjust her hair (which is fine, so is her face), but she will still adjust her hair impulsively. Now here's the interesting part...her friend understands exactly what she is doing, while to all others (and by others here I mean men...we are dumb, hints dont work with us) this is as good as unnoticeable. And without us (men, believe me I am not a MCP, in fact I am just pointing out how dumb we men are here) even realizing the two (or more) of them have already gone... Now what are the underlying reasons for this remains to be the question no man will ever figure out. I tried... Moral support?? I dont quite think so, I mean there really isn't much moral support one would need anyways rite... It's like a Ram Gopal Verma mystery...till the end you never understand what the idea of the entire film was?!?!?!
But let's leave the ladies aside for a minute and focus on men. Now thankfully men don't look for company to go the loo, but their behavior is no less wierd...in fact most times it is quite obnoxious. We are all thankful to the govt. for starting these public loos all over the city. And dont ask my why I have observed this behavior....the only thing I can say in my defence is that I have taken a course in photography and that's where I started observing human behavior. Anyways coming back to the point... 7/10 guys when they come out of the loo are seen tucking their shirt in, or worse zipping up. WHY?? I mean why do we have to see that? If you have taken the efforts to go in, pls for our sake spend two more minutes in tucking your shirt in and zipping up. In case you'll are unaware, it is NOT something we are dying to see. And it's not as if you have done something that is very time consuming. I mean without going into too many graphic details, all that you have done is aim, and in case you are carrying some suitcase, look to it that no one steals it and runs away. So why can't you take those extra few precious moments which will spare us (and here us is for both men as well as women)!
Some human behaviors can indeed never be understood!
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I notice women can be very chatty whilst engaged in the activity... but yes some things just remain a mystery.. and probably better that they do..
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